swasticunts:

The capital of Alabama is Sweet Home

(Source: semenology, via knechtfour)

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

(via knechtfour)

hate:

*sleeps all day yet is tired 24/7*

(via crunchier)

5saucewoah:

the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown

(via sailor-reichan)

abbeyisacartoonfreak:


helioscentrifuge:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

okay what fucking fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?

nobody tell him
literallyrad:

THIS IS JACKSON ROD STUART HOPPING MY WAY TO HISTORY

zuge:

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

(via borderlinebowlcut)

dailylilycollins:

Lily Collins wearing Elie Saab at the premiere of Love Rosie
breakinq:

following back tons

mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

(Source: spoopy-dawson, via lockgirl)

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