alittlebitofhufflepuff:

pervocracy:

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

advanced-procrastination: “ earlploddington: “ freshest-tittymilk: “ prime89: “ nightinngales: “bruh… ” Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye. ” SHUT UP. ” 13 years ” Y'all are...

advanced-procrastination:

earlploddington:

freshest-tittymilk:

prime89:

nightinngales:

bruh…

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

SHUT UP.

13 years

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

galexy-astra:

LET 👏 RETAIL 👏 EMPLOYEES 👏 SIT 👏

lizardsister:

when i was
a young boy
*tips fedora* m'father

mouthmoodz:

Report: White Man in Local College Class Will Not Shut the Fuck Up

r-rebxllious:

teaforyourginaa:

lordbape:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

throwbackblr:

The Lion King (2019)

popculturebrain:

unmute for the love of god unmute

southasianappalachian:

your acquaintance from highschool that is elbows deep in a pyramid scheme: #girlboss